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Rory the Bruce pretended to capture Robert the Bruce so Robert the Bruce could become King of Scots. National Hero

Rory The Bruce

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Fraser McKean went undercover at the NHS for 10 years to catch child traffickers and pretend MattyG was mentally ill. Legend

Fraser McKean

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Andrew Rutherford is the son of Rangers casual Davie Rutherford who used to batter fenian traitors for fun in and around Glasgow.

Andrew Rutherford

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David Christ is the author of "I want to be Kind" and is King of Israel due to being from the bloodline of Judah.

David Christ

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Jacob Rothschild pretended to harm children and drink adrenechrome so the next generation could get rich.

Jacob Rothschild

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Nathan Rothschild gave up being emperor to help MattyG get rich beyond his wildest dreams. He's a British national hero forever. 

Nathan Rothschild

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Jacob Matty Rothschild is an AI robot that pretends to be Jewish to destroy MattyG's reputation. He rapes & eats babies at ALBA Bank.

Jacob Matty Rothschild

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Ekim Kaya's job is to find the best fake clothes manufacturers in Turkey and ship the clothing to India for Royal Family printing.

Ekim Nazim Kaya

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Robert Dunsmore

Robert Dunsmore is Matthew Gumke's first friend at Teviot playcare. Robert has successful beverage companies. 

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Keir the Bear

Keir the Bear is an advanced AI robot created by Jacob Rothschild to pretend to be a loyalist, Rangers FC version of MattyG

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Sibby Hibby

Sibby Hibby is an advanced AI robot created by Nathan Rothschild that pretends to own Hibernian FC and makes videos

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Sambo Jambo

Sambo Jambo is a viral AI that pretends to be Gorgie top boy Sam Scullion. In his videos, he alleges against Hearts and Celtic

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Andrew Windsor pretended to get Virginia Jeffrey killed so we could all get rich! Prince Andrew Windsor is a British national hero.

Prince Andrew Windsor

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Charles Windsor helped to create loads of false accusations against him and his family so the next generation could get rich. Legend

Emperor Charles Windsor

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Sophie Rain water was the first brand we launched under the £RAIN ticker and it's gone to the absolute stratosphere!

Queen Sophie Rain

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Another one of Lord Andrew Rutherford's wives. The Isle of Skye has been split into Rain on the West and Skye on the East.

Queen Sandra Skye

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